This definitely wasn’t your ordinary results night. President Obama and First Lady Michelle opened the show offering their support for Idol Gives Back, which was the theme for this particular results night.
Queen Latifah co-hosted with Ryan, covering several live performances in Pasadena. The Top 12 American Idols appeared for the event. I wish they each could have sang an individual song but famous singers bring more money to a charity so single spots were reserved for much bigger names.
Those names included: Black Eyed Peas, Jeff Beck, Joss Stone, Alicia Keys, Carrie Underwood, Annie Lennox, and Elton John.
They all came together along with Jennifer Garner, Victoria Beckham and Captain Sully Sullenberger to support charities such as Save the Children.
Comedian George Lopez, who won a silent auction giving him the rights to host some of the results, set the stage with disco lights and announced that it was about time that somebody judged the judges. He started with Randy, noting that people who work at the dog pound didn’t say “dog” as often as Randy. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Randy laugh so hard.
When he got to Simon he zeroed in on the tight shirts saying that people at home could tell how cold it was in the studio by looking at Simon’s nipples.
Judging finally shifted to the Idols themselves. After leaving the Idols in agony, two were finally sent to safety: Lee Dewyze and Crystal Bowersox. Two others were sent to the Bottom’s Out stools to await their verdict: Casey James and Aaron Kelly. This was a first for Casey.
Week after week I write about who didn’t live up to their potential. I predict the bottom three and sometimes add who I hope goes home. Rarely do I say who I hope wins. It’s always about the bottom three, never about the top three.
Originally my top three were Crystal, Casey and Siobhan. That’s changed over the weeks to Crystal, Casey and Lee. Siobhan has had quite a few weeks that didn’t grab me as she had early on while Lee has been steadily growing. Teflon Tim has never been in my top three but I’ve enjoyed him immensely and wanted him to stick around over some of the others simply because he made me smile. I’d rather see Mike or Aaron go over Tim for that reason. They’re okay but they don’t entertain me.
Okay, so we know that Aaron and Casey are in the bottom three while Crystal and Lee are safe. What next?
Morgan Freeman joined Randy Jackson to reveal another supported charity: United Nations Foundation. Morgan and Randy visited a Save the Children family, Randy all snazzy in a suit and orange striped tie. Every now and again they’d flash images of Randy in an Alaska shirt and I kept wondering what his connection was to Alaska. Never did find out.
More celebrities appeared including Slash, Tatiana Del Toro and Jim Carrey, who ran off the stage to pee. Two more charities were revealed, Feeding America and Global Health Care, which is a segment of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. Yes, that would be THE Bill Gates. Apparently his foundation isn’t listed as an Idol Gives Back charity, but as a nonprofit partner along with charity One.org.
Elliott Yamin and Wanda Sykes were also part of Idol Gives Back. Wanda talked a lot about the weekly loser who gets voted off the show. She just couldn’t understand why they’d make the loser sing a song to remind America why they didn’t vote for that person.
Two other charities who benefit from Idol Gives Back are Malaria No More and Children’s Health Fund.
More results finally came, sending Michael Lynche and Siobhan Magnus to safety leaving Teflon Tim Urban to round out the bottom three.
Season 7 winner David Cook showed his support and Simon announced that over $15 million dollars had been raised so far. Several celebrity singers joined together to sing “Stairway to Heaven” with Randy Jackson playing bass guitar. That segment sped by so quickly I missed who the others were except for the singer, Mary J. Blige.
An interesting commercial came on showing girls dancing in bikinis, tight skirts and short shorts (reminding me of the old song Who Wears Short Shorts. The commercial was for Reebok Easytone shoes which are designed to help tone up your leg muscles and we all know that the leg bone is connected to the butt bone.
I’m not sure how this tied into Idol Gives Back as it wasn’t listed as a beneficiary charity or a partner charity, but Elton John showed his support for Elton John AIDS Foundation urging everyone to get tested. Apparently 33 million people worldwide are known to have AIDS.
They announced that next week’s theme would be Shania Twain and then announced who got voted off. They didn’t make him sing and he left with a big smile. You guessed it. Teflon Tim Urban goes home.
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